sorry floreda
man, dis here season fo da storms be just started and already the sunshiney state is about to get them some. i think god is still mad at them cause of the election. i thought god was a republican (as W had told me), but now i'm not so sure. i think the man upstairs has had a change of opinion recently. but going after florida aint gonna change nuthin. first, poor white people love to vote republican. no one knows why, they just do. now, what do hurricanes create more of (in addition to dead people and uprooted trees)? thats right, more poor white people. and you know they gonna vote republican. c'mon god, get with it or we aint never gonna elect Obama in '08. cause we goan need us a miracle fo that one.
posted by SirFatty at
1:21 PM
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Ha ha you misspelled Florida. It's supposed to be spelled 'Florida'.
Double You be working for the man in the basement, yo. But what about them Asian folk who got killed by the tsunami? They didnt vote for Bush. So poo to your theory. Obviously God aint got nothing to do with hurricane seasonings and other such climatological phenomenoms. If you put him on trial for causing hurricane Arlene I bet he will be acquitted. He has a solid alibi. All the defense has to do is show video of a postgame interview with Greg Popovich or something, where he's all like "I want to thank God for helping us win tonight, blah" and then they can be all like see He was too busy deciding the outcome of sporting events to cause a hurricane and then they can also be all like what. Also I bet in heaven there's like no prayer at all you just have to fill out a requisition form or something and mail it in and when the God dies the angels get together and elect a new one from among themselves just like the Pope and the new God has to choose a name. I would be God Sidious and I would chop off Jesus's hand and be all like Jesus I am your father and he'd be all like noooo. I bet heaven is nice and clean and safe because they just dump their trash and criminals onto hell. but I wonder if during winter people in heaven go to hell for vacation since its nice and warm and the exchange rate is low so you can buy a lot more shit there plus there are probably a lot of sluts and musicians. when i get elected God I will declare war on hell and bom the shit out of them and grow the economy
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Shaquille, at June 10, 2005 at 3:52 PM
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