tu aimes les cotelets du porc?

i just had a great idea! how many foods do you know of that contain little or no high fructose corn syrup? i know, huh! too many. so i intend to make injectors full of the sugary goodness so that you can get some all up in any food you want. awesome!! booya bitches. now quit bitchin and shit. damn.

Mardi Gras Madness

wow, i'm really feelin it this year. i've been to a total of zero parades and the number just keeps on rising. is my carnival season apathy because of my lack of friends in the new orleans area, or is it just cold outside? i think its just because its cold. really i have some friends here and i could go to parades if i wanted, but i dont like wearing jackets. also it has been raining. if there was anything i dislike more than cold weather, it is for sure cold, wet weather. sometimes i wish i was in miami like you, shaq. i hear its warm there. not like cold-ass D.C., where ya boy master volume be at. damn, i wouldnt wanna be him right now. but as for the carnival season, i guess i'll just have to suck it up and get out there in the rain. or, wait a second....., yeah, i could just stay home and eat moon pies. i think that will do the trick. once again, the lazy fatty life just made my day.