hey, remember school?

remember tests, and papers, and classes, and sleeping through classes? what is the point of showing up if you're gonna sleep? i'll tell you what it is. stupid prof's that know their classes are total bullshit and everyone could make an A with not one day of class under their belt. so the idiots have attendance policies whereby students can only miss a few days and any absences after that cause their grades to go down. whatever happened to students being graded based on what they know, not how often they can make it to class with a hangover? am i not in college, where attendance is optional and grades are based on merit? i guess not. i guess i go to UNO high school. well, either way, it is pretty damn funny to take a class that is about assessing students taught by a teacher who knows nothing about them.