j'aime les frites

would it be cool if it rained tasty beverages and small food items or would it be too much of a hassle to pick up the excess? malted milk balls maybe?

to eat or not to eat

that aint no kinda question even much neither no!

i would sit on them

i think fighting should be more common in b-ball roundball roundup. ya know, like hockey an shit. they should just get bigger refs capable of breakin that noise up at the end. also, i'm glad to see mo fans gettin in on tha action. games are more fun when they is all interactive. sometimes booing just isnt enough. throwing of beer should be commonplace at most sporting events. essep maybe rap battles. i sit on you bitch asses!
what about an insider opinion from shaq? he coulda broke that detroit fan wit his pinky. would he? i hope so.

random ass confusin bullshit

heres some lines:(in the voice of foxworthy): if you poor but you voted for bush...you might be a redneck.
also an idiot
how bout that one jeff?
some humour from the left
try usin that in your act
as it applies to trailer trash
bein poor dont make you stupid
like you a sub wit a screen door
and bein dumb dont make you poor
just take our prez, he rich as hell
and still cant tell
brown people apart
maybe cause his heart be in his back pocket
so the vote we tried to rock it
but ignorance wins again
cause that mullet just had to win
i'd say ya'll aint wise consumin
but bush, your lord, dont do no assumin
and gots him a pretty good deal this time around

new look, same crap

booya! gots me a new blog template, bitches. well, bitch i guess since only one person reads this here blog. here's some new shit, for a possible song about trailer trash:
why yo house be on wheels/
you should keep it on da flo'/
like where fatty be's after meals/
but now i needs mo'/
like your kids, they eats what they wants/
and ten dogs that sleeps on da lawn

sheeit

sir fatty is pissed! side project hemmingo had first gig and truly sucked it as far as he's concerned. nothing sounded right and i think at least 2 people ended up with headaches and cursed our houses. on a positve note, this may give him more time to focus on raps. could a collaborization be in the works wit da shaq diesel?!?

a modest proposal

i recently did hear a wise man proclaim, "Either you have a shadow, or you are in a shadow." thoughts?.....

i wish i was cool

can anyone tell me why i'm not cool? i just wanna know how i can become cool so the kids at school will stop beating me up. i heard getting an abortion could help, but i dont know how. please help.

I like to eat.

I eat food as if it were going out of style. I've already had sixteen meals today and i'm eating the seventeenth right now. I eat extra when i'm sad and so i've gained about thirty pounds since Bush got re-elected. Twinkies, ho-ho's, endangered giant panda, you name it, i eat it. One time i even had dirt with my friend stephen.