Ray Nagin is my hero

"People (meaning the Governor and The PRESIDENT OF AMERICA) need to gets off day asses!"-Said Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans. That was the quote of the day in our below sea level city.

New Orleans is currently under water, Jefferson Parish (Kenner and Metairie) have since dried out but without power and water for sometime to come. This is breaking news brought to you elcusively.

Cell phones are obsolete and email and text messaging is the communication of the future.

This one goes out to Shaquille:
Your boys is ok and accounted for.
Louis, Matt and Kevin in Baton Rouge, Ernie's bosom residing in Shreveport with Mr. JJ Robinson nearby, Tad Farted in Austin, and Julio's is goings's on Aunt's ranch in North Carolina.
This has been a special guest blog by Legnon, edited by SirFatty.
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