due to the hurricane...

man, shoo. i ant never got my saints tickets yet. what the hell, postal service. now i gots to pick them up at the box office. i hate waiting in lines though, cause people always complain about having to wait behind "the fatass." they should be honored. these people just dont appreciate standing next to rap royalty. fatty and volume callin on all dem.

rotting meat smells bad

yo, did yall peoples know that when you leave food in the fridge without power for a few weeks, it starts to smell bad? i never woulda thought that, but i came to realize recently that it is indeed the case. anyways, the smells comin outta this here city are as varied and horrible as the hits put out by Milli Vanilli in the early nineties. and i heard one of those on the radio the other day. wow, can it get any shittier here? yes. everyone here seems to love the phrase "due to the storm..." for example, when you go to burger king (where the workers make like 12 billion dollars an hour now), they tell you that "due to the storm, you can only get your burger plain or regular" what the fuck is that? if you're lazy, just say "since we're lazy..." dont blame things on the hurricane, fuckers. also, if i cant go to one store and purchase produce and new tires, then the terrorists have won. on the bright side, i gots me some tickets to the saints game vs. miami. its gonna be awesome cause saban is coaching at his homefield once again, but this time he's the enemy. so even the people who dont give a shit about the saints will come to the game and boo the dude that screwed their beloved tigers. also i know someone in baton rouge who might want to go to the game with me. maybe. oh, yeah, and i dont like nagin anymore. i had been defending him when people bashed him, but he said the other day that he didnt care if the saints left. Blasphemy!! also check out this blurb of one of the shows my company was putting on this season, Pink Collar Crime.