Le Mardi de Super

Man, its a good thing no one cares what Louisiana thinks about politics. I think voting on Mardi Gras would be a sin punishable by death. Acceptable activities on Fat Tuesday include drinking, yelling, and getting sunburned, but not voting for presidential candidates.

This Mardi Gras was pretty good. Hoda Kotb was there, and my Grandma shook hands with the Hulkster. Brian Milam sat in a deer stand on a telephone pole, gaining the respect of all rednecks below him. At the Baton Rouge parade, we had a balcony to stand on and be drunk and throw stuff and impress everyone with our awesomeness. Plus, we played flip cup (which I thought was dumb compared to beer pong). But next year, more people should come. Around Mardi Gras it seems like no one lives here anymore. I guess its because no one does live here anymore. Everyone should move back. And go to Mardi Gras.

Fat Fuckin Nerd

I should run for President

Man, I would be the best president ever. First of all, I would abolish hunger. Not hungry people, but hunger itself would be eradicated once I took office. All food products would be delivered straight to the white house. Then, Wise Consumaz would be the new rap laureates. We would have complete creative control and listening to our raps would be the new national pastime. Fuck baseball anyways. Also, Football would no longer be rigged, so the Saints would win the super ball.

Enchiladitos, they make ya wanna eat em!!

Fatty out

Wii would like to play

Man, the Wii is the shizz. When I get a few minutes between meals, thats always what I like to do. I highly recommend it to anyone who can breath. Also, Smash is comin out soon, so I may have to cut back on the food intake to fit in more time for it.
--Farn

p.s. This blog sucks. I need to learn how to write.

Hungry again...

Man, when will it ever end? I just keep eatin and eatin and I never get full. Like everyday even. Sometimes I wish I didnt have to eat and I would just be full all the time. Wait, no I dont, I love eating. Especially when i'm hungry. Like right now. Wish I had me some a huge ass burger right now. I wonder what the candidates would have to say on the issue of ending my hunger. I know them democrats love to be talkin about feeding the hungry. Well I'm the hungriest. I think congress needs to start paying attention to my needs and stop worryin about how they can fuck up Iraq some more.

Back to School

Just like Rodney Dangerfield, it be time for all us academic types to be heading back to the schoolhouse. This is the worst time for me. I can handle school when its nearing the close (even though time slows down), but going back after a nice break is so hard. Anywhats, I is teaching only one subject this semester and thats pretty rare so I better enjoy that shnizz.

So I gots to be writin some rhymes as well as some beats if Wise Consumaz is finnuh take over. Which they is. How bout this one off the top of my head: I'll open up your wallet and stick my hand in/ Je mange tout le temps pendant le weekend.

Aw yeah, Surf Atty out.

New Years You All !!

Well, it looks like I'm finally at it again; its only taken like two years. I been up to a lot in that amount of time, but it was mostly boring bullshit. This recent New Years was the shizz though. Master Volume introduced everyone to the Beer Pong, and Foghorn Legnon brought out the Banderas. Everyone was wasted and many a partygoer was heard to say "I dont remember the last time I was this drunk." Surf Atty loves when people say that. Its like we reminded them to drink too much. Good times.

I'll be sure to keep y'all updated on the goings on here in Baton Rouge. Dont forget to let me know how y'alls is goin too.

Pink Collar Crime

i hope people are reading this that arent shaquille o'neil becuase he cant attend the event i'm bouts to write about. aight, so everyone needs to come see Pink Collar Crime because: a) its about New Orleans and hurricanes b) it was written two years ago by a New Orleans native and c) matt owen is designing the lights. seriously, go see it everyone. get tickets here. or just email me at farndy03@yahoo.com and i can probably get you some.

"I just think God could learn a few things from Ed Sullivan"
--Rudolph Pazinski